CyberCiphering

While the rest of you were all in attendance at the various Tea Parties being held around the U.S.A., collie, the Mrs. and I were attending to family business. Announcing the first official Tea Party Baby! -- born to us at precisely 6:00 AM PDT on April 15th, 2009 here in an undisclosed suburb of Seattle. Vital statistics: Baby boy weighing in at 7 pounds 5 ounces and 20 inches long. Disposition: Mother and baby are doing fine (although the CyberCipher is somewhat sleep deprived and collie remains, shall we say, "unimpressed".) I promised all of the participants at HotAir.com and MichelleMalkin.com pictures -- and never let it said the collie and the CyberCipher don't deliver on their promises. So without further ado, here ya' go:

The First Official Tea Party Baby

Mrs. CyberCipher at the beginning of her first trimester:

Mrs. CyberCipher at the mid-term of the pregnancy:

Mrs. CyberCipher at full term (picture taken 3 days ago):

Mrs. CyberCipher today:

So. What do you think, collie?

My collie says: "He's NOT as cute as a speckled puppy -- but I will give him extra points for pooping on his mother less than two minutes after he was born. As for the Mrs., lets just say that it was noteworthy that she made it through all that pushing without popping any of the braces off of her teeth. I'd say that's pretty good -- for a HUMAN female, that is."

Stupid dog.