Aug 12
The National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) is currently negotiating with Meghan McCain, the daughter of failed Presidential hopeful Senator John McCain, to spearhead a desperate mission to save Earth from a 10-mile wide killer asteroid that is on a collision course with our planet. NASA plans to use a Saturn V rocket to launch Meghan into deep space where she will be able focus her considerable gravitational prowess on the wayward asteroid -- thereby diverting it into a benign solar orbit that is no longer a threat to Earth.
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