My collie created this blog. Thus far, no one has volunteered to discipline him for this act of sedition.  I, for one, refuse to use a rolled-up newspaper on him -- mostly because I spent five years of my adolescence as a paperboy, so I know for a fact that this tactic only serves to make dogs hate the paperboy. (Although I was an entrepreneur between the ages of 8 and 13, I have since learned that it is much safer to simply "blend in" with the rest of a union represented labor force.) So, like Rafiki in Disney's Lion King, I am inclined to tell my collie "it doesn't matter, it's in the past." Besides, I know my collie pretty well, and if I discipline him for this, there WILL be reprisals. I don't want to end-up "on the wrong end of the pooper-scooper", if you know what I mean.

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